Michael Phelps created the New Father Eel Meal™ while he and his wife were having a child. If you are a new mother, please see the New Mother Eel Meal™, made specially for new mothers. The new father eel meal is made with lots of ego repellants so that buyers can really look at their life choices. It also contains enough caffeine to last the long, hard, sleepless nights that come with having a baby.